Very old quotes that I still enjoy.

"Those who will not understand are requested by me to observe an attitude of utter submission, utter inferiority."

-Erik Satie (1866-1925)
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"

-bumper sticker
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want- an adorable pancreas?


"He had only one idea, and that was wrong."

-Benjamin Disreali
"It is not good to be different from our brothers, but it is evil to be superior to them. The teachers told us so, and they frowned when they looked upon us."

-from Ayn Rand's "Anthem"
"Hire a devious accountant; it's like giving yourself a raise."

-Life's Little Destruction Book: St Martin's Press
"The hippies had in mind something that they wanted, and were calling it "freedom," but in the final analysis "freedom" is a purely negative goal. It just says something is bad. Hippies weren't really offering any alternatives other than colorful short-term ones, and some of these were looking more and more like pure degeneracy. Degeneracy can be fun but it's hard to keep up as a serious lifetime occupation."

-Robert Pirsig
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you."

-Deep Thoughts calendar


"There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn"

-Camus
TENDER ROAST IS THE BOMB

-a KFC sign near my house
"All right, it's balls to the wall time."

-Loraine Hancock (my English teacher)
"Ga goo goo ga goo"

-Matt Bivins
"strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others."

-From Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness"
"Nyquil. It's not just for breakfast anymore."

-My friend Michelle's friend Vel
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